Pyesetz the Dog's Certified Official Homepage

The gold star indicates items that have received at least one positive review. The other items are probably trash, but I like them.
See also: LiveJournal. calendar

Dreams:

I daydream a lot, but I rarely write them down, so most of them are lost forever, unindexed in the slushpile of my mind. If I can capture the magic in words, perhaps other furs will want to visit this website!

Sozont the Tigri-Hippo-Strich (phenotype FFTt4w) «With illustration!»
Originally a silly parody of a typical furry story, written as an aside for a post to alt.lifestyle.furry. [Not suitable for the easily-offended: M/M, M/F, vore, nudity, implied yiff; feline/canine conflict, psychodrama, BREEDING; holodeck-style Furry World, intrusive politics]
The Free Software Dog (phenotype FCM3ac)
Fursuiting.
Class 5 Anthro Dog (phenotype FCM5w)
About as zoomorphic as I get.
The Green Box (31Kbytes; phenotype FCM1/FX[?]2)
It seems an evil Inner Furry has erased his human side for nefarious purposes!!

Autobiographical sketches:

What is fiction? Some of the greatest fiction authors have taken their real-life experiences and altered them just enough to make them publishable without embarrassment. I claim that these things actually happened, though perhaps the other folks involved would prefer less-furry descriptions of the events.

My Fish Story - How I found out I was furry. Quite violent.
My Furvey - Not everyone wants to be a wolf.
Why I'm Going to Hell - Because the dog is a wizard!
When the Power of GNU Failed me - I sure felt like a dog that day! Happy ending, though. Skip this unless you like technobabble and/or want to see a picture of an anthro gnu.
10 Things I've Done that you Probably Haven't - Perhaps more "weird" than "furry".

Poems:

The Same War? - Not furry, though likely to appeal to furs.

Pictures:

Dolls from Childhood - possibly the ugliest plushy pictures on the entire web! But they're mine.
Rabbiteering - Pictures of a rabbit from my backyard.

Politics and such:

In Defense of Pedophilia - Written as a reply to furs who preach Tolerance of absolutely everyone, except... [Discusses sexual subject matter]
Website Logfile Analysis - Who visits this website and why?

Link exchange:

Anti-fur Links:

These are supposed to help you feel good about being a fur. Joining Furry Fandom was a choice. Instead, you could have become

http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/manifesto.php - A robot. [Explicit language, unsuitable for sensitive children.]
http://www.pisoc.org/facts/qfacts.html - A religious moron who spouts the same old Damn Lies. [Unsuitable for morons who don't remember these Damn Lies from history class. Some furs believe that those who created this website were intending it as a joke. I'm not laughing.]

My Furry Code
FCM[Pyesetz]m3af/AS[purple martin parrot]p2a/Pr[Daddy the Homo Erectus]s4as A C- D H+ M P R++ T++ W Z- Sm# RLCT/E a++ cl++++$ d++ e+++>++++$ f++ h++++ iwf+ j p sm**

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Under the Berne Copyright Convention, all creative works on this website (except the pictures in the link exchange and the drawings for anthro gnu and tigrihippostrich) are owned by the fellow who's hiding behind the moniker "Pyesetz the Dog". Reuse under GPL is permitted.